barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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cognato:

American Horror Story: Asylum

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dicksplit:

Do you want ice cream?

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with sprinkles?

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and hot fudge?

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funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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masterkickarse:

better

masterkickarse:

better

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